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Jun 04

I accidentally gave sass back to a customer today. 

gay gay 

honey i’m home 

YAY OUT OF SCHOOL UNTIL FALL.

Now I get to work all summer. 

Jun 03

bloopin asked: ;'(

Accurate depiction of all the women in my life. 

tumblr savior to the rescue. 

eboats replied to your post: Some lady came up to me with a display lamp today…

“ma’am, I only sell children”

ugh that would have been a good thing to say. All I said was that she needed to put that back where she found it. 

aoryzae replied to your post: Some lady came up to me with a display lamp today…

how’d you end up working the daycare anyway

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No work experience. Ex-fire, police cadet. A lot of volunteer work.

I am charismatic when it doesn’t involve a girl I like. 

Some lady came up to me with a display lamp today and said she wanted to buy it. I work in the ikea daycare.

youshouldgiveusfreedrugs:

In response to everyone else making top ten artist lists:

1. Prince
2. Prince
3. Prince
4. Prince
5. Prince
6. Prince
7. Prince
8. Prince
9. Prince
10. Prince

5 best rappers

1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. Dylan

because he spits hot fire